Caleb Waldron is extraordinarily self-conscious, and therefore will be brief in the telling of the epic saga that is his life so far. After growing up on the mean streets of Bangladesh, Canada, Caleb began his career as a small-time cartoonist to pay the bills and pay off public officials. His hobbies include jello wrestling, cracker welding, long walks on the beach, and screaming vulgarities at Right-Wing politicians. He currently lives alone (as in single- take note, attractive women everywhere) along with his roommate, Jamie. His surname will be kept anonymous, as per his request. Caleb isn't quite sure how to take that- is his friend Jamie shy? Is he ashamed? Does he want to relinquish the limelight fully to his friend and other half, aka Caleb? Who knows...only the fates can determine one's destiny. Caleb performs at small functions and mall openings. All business dealings will be made through his manager and spiritual counselor, Jim. Again, with the anonymity. For shame. Caleb would also like it to be known that his middle name is "Lemont." "Lemont" is French for "mountain." Can you get badder-assed than that? Caleb knows that the name is french, and apologizes for the inconvenience. Notwithstanding, his ego demands that one call him "Lemont," or "Captain Lemont," if one were so inclined. Or "Cappy L," for short. That has a nice ring to it, actually. "Cappy L..." ya.... Caleb can get used to the sound of that. "Hey, Cappy L...what's shakin'?" "Not much, collective horde of attractive women and general groupies/admirers...you keep on rockin' the way you do." Damn straight.