Most republicans love coffee, or at least the idea of it. Coffee fits into that 1940’s image of the hard working American sitting down to breakfast with the family and, of course, a hot cup of joe. That’s why we call it joe. It stands for Joe six-pack, the average joe, and of course Joe [...]

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Summer has hit and to me that means one thing: concerts. Festivals like Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Pitchfork, and a slew of others. The music is usually enough to keep anyone focused and dancing, but some concerts sometimes require a little bit more. It seems slightly sacrilegious to attend a Dropkick Murphys or Gogol Bordello show without [...]

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America: dedicated to life, liberty, and the pursuit of property. Our European forefathers came to this big piece of land, unaware of what “big” truly was, and claimed themselves boss. They decided to plop their big white asses down on this new geographical gem, and shoot anyone that looked too exotic. Exploration and colonization of [...]

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