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“Devil May Care,” the latest post-Fleming James Bond novel, is another ”horribly efficient” contribution to the Bond canon. British author Sebastian Faulks, better known for literary works like his novel ”Birdsong,” cranked out his bit of the Bond saga in a mere six weeks. It’s not hard to tell. The story reads as if Faulks sat down with a stack of paperbacks from Fleming’s back catalog and a copy of Umberto Eco’s critical essay “Narrative Structure in Fleming,” and started ticking off boxes on the checklist of requisite story elements like a fourth grader writing a book report (his novel is an ADBCADFGEGHBHI on the Eco-meter, by the way).
But Fleming, after all, set a rather ambitious authorial agenda of his own, writing a Bond novel every year during his two-month vacation in Jamaica. And Faulks fakes Fleming so well and with such fun that it’s hard to hold the banality against him.
Consider the panache with which he ticks off those boxes: an Eastern European villain with a hideous deformity and a maniac eccentricity? Check. Here it’s Dr. Julius Gorner, a Lithuanian opiate magnate born with a monkey paw and raised with an obsessive hatred of all things English. Sadistic henchman presented in uncomfortable, occasionally racist caricature? Look no further than Chagrin, the surgically enhanced Viet Minh torture expert with “the epicanthic lids of the Orient and flat, inert features,” who seems to Bond “not fully alive.” Add to this a harebrained technocratic Cold War scheme to flood Britain with heroin and fake a nuclear attack on Russia, a tennis match early in the novel as gripping as golf with Goldfinger, and a jaunt off to Reza Shah’s Persia. On top of it all, not one but two gorgeous and absurdly named girls—Scarlett and Poppy Papava—who are identical twins. Here, pastiche verges on parody, but Faulks treads the line with surprising success.
Then again, Faulks is terribly awkward when he fails. The novel is set in 1967, after the events of Fleming’s last Bond story, “The Man With the Golden Gun,” and though Faulks’ occasional hints at current events evoke the Cold War, cultural toss-offs to the Rolling Stones (“the ones with the hair down to their shoulders that make such a racket”) and hippiedom (“Bond could smell the bonfire whiff of marijuana he’d previously associated only with souks in the grubbier Moroccan towns”) are as cringeworthy as they come. So are some of his more fantastic characters, like Felix Leiter, equipped with arm and leg prostheses after surviving a shark attack in Thunderball, who spends much of the third act cumbersomely clamoring about Tehran, or the soggy-handshaked homosexual CIA agent who double-crosses our virile hero.
But in this novel, the character that counts—Bond himself—is hugely more human than his current cinematic counterpart. Faulks gives us a Bond at the end of his espionage career, recovering from his wife’s murder, dealing with a recent spell of amnesia, and asking himself if he’s still cut out for the job. At the beginning of the story, Bond is on mandatory sabbatical, considering whether or not to trade in his license to kill for a position as a glorified Moneypenny pushing papers for Her Majesty’s Secret Service. “‘You’re tired,’” Bond says to himself, “‘You’re played out. Finished.’” He subjects himself to a regimen of cold showers, hoping to invigorate the younger agent within. A far cry, and a refreshing one, from the invulnerable berserker on the silver screen. Plus, the little facets and foibles that make Bond—scrambled eggs, cold gin, cigarettes—are included here in abundance.
Unlike the dour plot of “Quantum,” this book’s great flaw is that, as a passable imitation of a middling Bond novel, it is not serious enough. Like most of Fleming’s thrillers, this is Hardy Boys for macho misanthropes: an enjoyable few hours of accelerating action, this time with Faulks’ tongue tucked in cheek. But though Faulks clones Fleming’s feel, he doesn’t quite grok his substance, and as a result, the reader feels misplaced, like the novel’s middle aged Bond watching the flower power world unfold around him.
It’s not Faulks’ fault—Fleming brought something ineffable to Bond in his novels, written, as a friend of mine recently put it, “to work out his penis issues about the Empire.” Today, both the Empire and Fleming’s penis are gone for good—and perhaps the James Bond he created is, too.




