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On being American, part II

By Brian Barkley

They say that when you go anywhere you’re representing your home town. Particularly, they say that when you go on Study Abroad you’re representing Kalamazoo College, Michigan, and the entire USA. They say that people remember everything you do can and will be expected out of future participants – it almost sounds like they’re reading you your Miranda rights.

(I will take the time to point out that the thing that I like the most about the French language is that it has the word “on” which translates to “somebody” or “anyone.” If English had such a word I would not have just used the awkward “they” and “you” phrasing usually found in post-game interviews with sports stars. There’s a certain fluidity that English lacks from time to time. But I digress)

However what they sometimes fail to mention is that this concept resides on a two-way street. That is, the locals often expect you to share similarities with whatever is in the news about the USA. For example, American bankers and investors were not received with as much fanfare as they had been getting in recent years.

This year we were lucky enough to go abroad at a time where everybody had a new hope for the States. George W. Bush had given the USA a bad name, and Barack Obama, well-recognized as Jesus himself descending from the heavens, had come to clean it up.

The idea was simple: Barack would clean up Washington and give the rest of the world a fighting chance. Yes, everybody wanted to talk to him (I’m sure that somebody near by can tell you which was the first country he talked to on his first day, and which countries were miffed because he only gave them three minutes of his day). Strangely, although the whole economic crisis was a buzz-kill for the entire world, it only seemed to solidify the idea that America was going to change its ways and adopt a style more helpful to everybody else.

We arrived when Obamania re-tied its shoelaces and went for the last sprint, and we left when he broke out his magic wand. The past was a long distance away, and the only thing anybody could see was the sun rising just beyond his outstretched arm. Even with all the bad in the world, I can’t imagine a more positive time.

I can’t imagine going abroad over the past seven or eight years and being George W. Bush reincarnate. I can’t imagine going abroad next year and having to explain to my host family that Obama never had a magic wand; he was just holding a pen the whole time.

I’m not an economist, but I think that it will take a long time before this recession of monumental proportions is gone. And when a country finally finds a way to triumph over its current relative poverty it will be alone in its spoils, no matter what the fair trade agreements or the EU tries to do to save each and every sinking ship in the world. In short, if the USA is supposed to save the world, then it could take a damn long time. I can’t imagine going abroad in ten years and having to explain to my host family that the help is on the way, still in transit.

I am required to act intelligently when I wear my baseball uniform and represent Kalamazoo College. However, I thought that other people – Obama, Bush, Madoff, Gates, Blagovich, etc – were wearing jerseys with “Barkley” on their backs.  

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On “being American”

By Brian Barkley

A surprising fact about French people is that they are French. The people I knew through my daily activities at school and at home happened to be more French than most; that is, they were from families who had lived in France for as long as anybody can remember. These peoples’ roots come from a mixture of the Gauls, the Romans, and also Germanic tribes, but everybody is commonly referred to as French now. 

I can say the same thing for myself, my family, and many of my friends – we are all Americans. My family has been in America for several hundred years, and after that amount of time one of my ancestors ceased to be a Scots-Irish, British, French, or German immigrant, and was actually recognized as an American. So therefore I am American.

To the French, however, I was not just an American. I was Irish, also. Maybe a little bit Scots. No, I was not just American, I was something else. Although I am as much of an American mutt as the next American, these French people felt the need to qualify me as something else, as a type of European who had fled and forgotten to keep with the customs of the home country.

Although I am pleased to know my ancestry, I did not like that the French forced me to be a member of the Scottish or the English people. American is American; that’s the beauty of our country. There are no questions asked, even if someone has an accent; every person who lives in this country becomes American after a time, whether they have citizenship or a green card. Meanwhile, second- and third-generation North Africans are still classified as foreigners in French society.

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How the French love females – Part II

This is a photo I took of a typical French man.By Brian Barkley

European males have an uncanny knack for searching, finding and tormenting american females. It’s worse in the southern climates, but French men are certainely not exceptions to the rule. But what is particularly interesting is watching older men flock to younger women.

My ICRP buddy Amanda and I went to a schindig put on by the university for which we worked. We sat near our two bosses at dinner, which turned out to be quite an event. One of our bosses’ friends started to chat Amanda up, and he was making sure that her wine glass was refilled often. It got weird, however, when he asked her to stand up and sing. I can’t describe the look on her face when he stood up and addressed the entire room of four hundred people for song suggestions.

It was around this time that a man from another table (who had had his eye on both the proceedings and the young american) came over to offer Amanda some help: he understood that she didn’t want to sing, so he said he would shout whatever she wanted him to. I haven’t figured out what to call it yet – it certainely isn’t chivalry – but for some reason this guy stood up and told the entire room “LETS GO PARTY!!”

image provided courtesy of flickr.com user lesmode

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The undeniable practicality of learning a second language

It’s possible!By Brian Barkley

Upon returning home I spent some time with my family. My grandparents took me out to a meal when I visited them yesterday. It was a nice meal aside from the fact that our waitress wouldn’t smile.

I must get my irritating side from this grandma because she took me on in a bet that I couldn’t make the woman smile. Well, the next time she came over I asked her for some salt and pepper… in french.

If you’re ever trying to rob an old lady of her money I advise you to use a different language!

And then there’s always the garaunteed english-speaking job you could have in the tourist industry…

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